Barack Obama is an American anomaly. An enigma. An aberration.
Never in American history has a man with so pitifully little on his resume received such adoration.
Never in American history has a candidate had the temerity to mimic our Presidential Seal then place it upon his podium.
Never in American history has a mere interviewee deigned to write the rules for our interview.
Never in American history has a mere candidate had the gall to travel abroad with a press corps and secret service in tow to give "fake press interviews" for manipulated "news" coverage.
Never in American history has so little respect been given to our electoral process.