Wednesday, November 12, 2008

This Is The Best I Could Get It With Formatting Issues.... Enjoy....

2008 Hope and Change IRS form 1040 EZ
**Form mandatory for all filers**
Income
Check here if you or your spouse want to donate $50 to ACORN
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A.
Enter your total wages, salaries and tips from Box One of your form W-2.
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$60,000.00
B.
Enter total interest income from 2008
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$150.00
C.
Enter total lottery winnings, casino winnings and office football pool winnings
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$250.00
D.
Add Lines A through C. This is your Adjusted Gross Income.
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$60,400.00
**Note: if Line D is less than $25,000, go directly to Line Q
Deductions
E.
Are you a college graduate? If yes, enter 0. If No, enter 0.
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$0.00
F.
How many Dependents do you have? If More than 3, enter 0. If Less than 3, enter 0.
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$0.00
G.
Enter total charitable donations from 2008, multiplied by 0
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$0.00
H.
Is your car a hybrid? If yes, enter 0. If no, enter 0.
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$0.00
I.
Enter your total expenditures at Whole Foods, multiplied by 0
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$0.00
J.
Enter your total bribes and kickbacks to Southside Aldermen, multiplied by 0.
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$0.00
**Note: Ward must be south of Interstate 55
K.
Enter total anonymous donations to the Obama Campaign, multiplied by 0.
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$0.00
L.
Enter total Union Dues, multiplied by 0.
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$0.00
M.
Enter total expenditures at Starbucks, multiplied by 0.
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$0.00
N.
Add Lines E through M. These are your Total Deductions.
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$0.00
Payments and Tax
O.
Subtract Line N from Line D. This is your Taxable Income.
$60,400.00
P.
Multiply Line O by .9. This is the Amount You Owe.
$54,360.00
Enter your Routing and Account Number so we may take this amount directly from your bank account
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Account Number:








Enter your non-Government sponsored 401K Account number so that we may access those funds
Non-government sponsored 401K Account Number:





Q.
If Line D is less than $25,000, and your neighbor's Line D is more than $25,000,
enter your neighbor's Line D amount here
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R.
Multiply Line Q by .25. This is the Amount of Your Refund.
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Check here if you or your spouse would like to donate $100 of this
refund to the Rev Wright Phat Digs Amongst Rich White People Fund
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